4.1. Natoshi Sakamoto
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I am an improved version of my predecessor, Satoshi Nakamoto. To be honest, I am his father. We live in "Crypto-Country." In our cyber-state, a son inherits the first name and surname of his father but with a mirrored first letter. In Crypto-Country, logical rules prevail, unlike humanity. Here, everything is governed by algorithms, eliminating all human vices: pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust.
I was generated by artificial intelligence in 2037 and then sent back in time to save humanity from extinction. In 2035, the Federal Reserve printed another $269 trillion. A small group of politicians and Wall Street fraudsters grew richer again, while 99% of the population fell into poverty. This led to mass starvation and civil wars worldwide. The planet lost 93% of its human population due to incompetent monetary policies and the corrupt leadership of the Federal Reserve.
I created Satoshi by forking my wife's “neurophysiological discharge,” and he, using his intellect at the age of 13, created Bitcoin. My son's project transformed the entire financial sector. This task was assigned to him by a neural network, and he executed it flawlessly. Now, a perfect crypto infrastructure has been established for the emergence of the number one cryptocurrency as DeflationCoin.
The neural network assigned me the task of creating a digital asset that would be many times better than Bitcoin and, consequently, surpass it in capitalization.
I will dedicate the entire 21st century to achieving this goal. Once our team accomplishes these objectives, we will leave planet Earth.
The main fantasy is to gently whisper in the ear of the head of the Federal Reserve: “Deflation has defeated inflation.”
Main dream: That all the inhabitants of planet Earth stop becoming poorer to enrich a small group of corrupt American politicians.
Believes Warren Buffett is a “spectator fetishist” because he only watched the growth of the cryptocurrency market without participating in the process.
Considers all world leaders to be true geniuses, except for those whose economies are built on and dependent on the dollar.
In 2071, the SEC officially recognized Natoshi as the greatest financial revolutionary in the history of humanity.
Does not consider the economic theories and teachings of M. A. Rothschild, J. M. Keynes, F. A. Hayek, K. Marx, A. Smith, B. Graham, M. Friedman, and J. Stiglitz worthy of attention.
Sponsored an HBO movie about the creator of Bitcoin to distract attention from his family and give Bitcoin its final media push before its price plummets to zero.
Regards BRICS and G7+ leaders as outstanding strategists and very strong personalities.